I’m breaking up with you.
I’m sick of feeling tired, sluggish, and gross immediately after consuming you.
I’m exhausted from battling my addiction with you.
And I’m annoyed that I’m always grumpy when you’re not around.
So I’m giving you up, at least for two weeks, in hopes that I might have a better relationship with you, once we get back together.
Also, this might be the worst two weeks of my life.
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